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~ By Courtesy of Others ~

 

I Kissed a Girl (Loki Remix)                     Listen to other parodies on YouTube.
Parody of “I Kissed a Girl” by Katy Perry         Find a MIDI here.

This was never the way I planned, not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
I couldn’t stop talking, while I was ahead
Now the gods tell me to get them out of this mess

I f***ed a horse ‘cause I had to
Save Freya, the sun and the moon
I f***ed a horse, my diversion
Not just some new perversion

It felt too wrong to be alright
Hope I’m not a mom tonight
I f***ed a horse ‘cause I had to
I had to

So Svathilfari is your name, it doesn't matter
Know this is just to win a game, it’s not my nature
It's not what gods should do, not how they should behave
But my head gets pound in if I don’t obey

I f***ed a horse ‘cause I had to
Save Freya, the sun and the moon
I f***ed a horse, my diversion
Not just some new perversion

It felt too wrong to be alright
Hope I’m not a mom tonight
I f***ed a horse ‘cause I had to
I had to

Us mares we are so magical
Soft fur, big eyes, so loveable
Hard to resist, so chase-able
Too good to deny it
It ain't no big deal, it's just business

I f***ed a horse ‘cause I had to
Save Freya, the sun and the moon
I f***ed a horse, my diversion
Not just some new perversion

It felt too wrong to be alright
Hope I’m not a mom tonight
I f***ed a horse ‘cause I had to
I had to

© Mikki Fraser

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